Diabetic Alert Dogs

I've always been impressed by seeing-eye dogs. They're nothing short of amazing...
until...
I learned about Diabetic Alert Dogs.
They can smell when a child's blood/sugar levels are off and alert parents.
If you want to learn more.
What the what?
How do you even start with that idea? I can't get my dogs to stop eating the garbage.

Scumbag Doctors

Why do doctors hit babies when they're born? 

It's because they're so full of themselves, they think they should somehow be involved in the creation of life. 

As if the miracle of birth wasn't enough, they feel the need to give it a jump start.

Can you imagine the first doctor who did that? 

He must have been so insecure.

Like, the baby was born and everybody was thrilled but he said,

“Not yet! First I have to...”

And then he stalled because he didn’t actually have anything to say so he just slapped the baby’s ass!

And everyone was weirded out for a second but nobody questioned him because he’s a doctor.

What an asshole.