How To Disarm A Bomb

Piece of cake. Randomly select any wire, and confidently pull that sucker out. One of two things will happen:
1) If you selected the correct wire, you're a hero! You just saved everyone's life! Women love heroes!
2) If you selected the wrong wire, you will explode. But so what? There is no time to realize your mistake. Boom! You're dead. Should be pretty instant and painless. You still get to go to heaven, as a hero no less. Angels love heroes!