Woody Put It Best

From Annie Hall:

    ALVY 
   (Reacting) 
  You see, that's what I call removed.

    ANNIE 
  Oh, you have my body.

    ALVY 
  Yeah, but that's not-that's no good.  
  I want the whole thing. 

    ANNIE 
   (Sighing) 
  Well, I need grass and so do you.

    ALVY 
  Well, it ruins it for me if you have grass 
   (Clearing his throat)
   because, you know, I'm, like, a comedian-

    ANNIE 
   (Overlapping) 
  M'hm.

    ALVY 
   (Overlapping) 
  -so if I get a laugh from a person who's 
  high, it doesn't count.  You know-'cause 
  they're always laughin'.

    ANNIE 
  Were you always funny?

    ALVY 
  Hey, what is this-an interview?  We're 
  supposed to be making love.