How To Fix Twitter

I used to love Twitter. These days, not so much. Twitter was supposed to be a way to share your musings, thoughts, opinions, and experiences.

But somewhere that got lost. Now people use Twitter as a thought balloon, feeling the need to express every thing that's on their mind.

"Nothing can stop me, today!"
"I go hard!"
"Watch me do me!"

What the fuck is that shit? You are not a rapper or a comedian. Just be yourself.

It's okay, I've figured out how to fix Twitter.

Number of Tweets

Divided by:

Quality of Tweets 

(Based off some kind of algorithm, I can't solve all of your problems for you)

Equals:

Your Twitter Score, or Twore

I'll be waiting for my paycheck.