I've Found the Opposite to "Reese's"

From today's paper:

I know people think 'Fat' is what's wrong with the America, but this is worse. The last twenty years, with the advent of technology, has seen an increase in "Productivity", whatever the hell that means. I thought computers were supposed to help us work better or less. Instead, we just work more. By mixing exercising with work, we do a detriment to both, as neither has our full attention.

If people hate working out, and people hate spreadsheets, who would want to do both at the same time?